heyy, I've always wondered. do you have a tumblr?

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Happy Birthday, you excellent specimen of shining beauty you. Hope this day is a day unlike any other day, for all the best reasons :D

be my girlfriend? :3

how smooth is yo skin rii now?

You're traveling in a boat down a river that is composed purely of human vomit. On the shore of this vomit river there are 100 men who are defecating into their own hands. They then launch the feces directly at you. You know with 100% certitude that the shit will hit you right in the face. Would you rather bail off board and dive into the vomit, or allow yourself to be hit in the face with shit?

Are you a wizard?

are you single?

I will always (whatever the antonym of 'admire' is) you from afar. Do post this.

lol kristle i will forever admire you from afar :)<3 #dontpostthisplizzz